Thursday, April 1, 2010

Chapter 8: Golden Horatio's Revenge





Golden Horatio's Revenge - A Million Mudmen Murdered: When we last met Golden Horatio, he presumed he had slain who he assumed was his nemesis in defence of who he hoped would be his salvation. When in fact, he had rejuvenated who was actually his ally, in the name of the one who detested him more than anyone else in the world. When he returned and eventually sobered up, he learned of a new plague upon the land. For it seemed there loomed a growing menace from within the forest he excitedly exited. When the Mudman was severed into several slices by Horatio's serrated Golden Sword -- although it did horribly suffer -- it's soul never surrendered. For rather than expiring, each piece sank into the mud and was reborn anew as a new (albeit much smaller) Mudman. When Horatio heard of this, he of course took on the task of hunting down and obliterating every last one of the Mudminis, hoping for another chance to win the favour of the Forest Fairy (who he could only assume was at the Mudmob's mercy.)

Back Withe the Blacksmithe - Golden Horatio's Guide to Aquiring a New Sword: And so, after a brief visit to ye olde Blacksmithe, Golden Horatio went back to the forest to slaughter the Mudmasses.

The Pillaged Idiot: And to make sure the deed was done, but perhaps also to attract the attention of the missing Fairy Queen, he shishkebobbed their severed skulls and paraded through the only briefly quietened forest like some kind of Idiot.

...The Midas Crutch: And when the dust had settled, Golden Horatio noticed that his bloodlust was quenched, the forgotten Fairy was nowhere to be found, and everything he touched had gone to mold. And this time, he vowed, was the last time. And this time, for the first time, he was right.


TWIN BEAKS Chapter 8: Golden Horatio's Revenge
Released April 2010
Giulio Quaglieri: Guitars, Mellotron, Keyboards, Misc. Percussion
Mike Fanelli: Drums & Spice

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