Sunday, May 3, 2026

Chapter 46: Kosmonot

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KOSMONOT

1 Incinerator (5:39)

2 Trust (2:43)

3 The Oxen Are Slow But The Earth Is Patient (3:16)

4 Crusader (2:41)

5 Greased Beast Released (3:15)




TWIN BEAKS Chapter 46: Kosmonot
April 2026
Giulio Quaglieri: guitars et cetera
Mike Fanelli: drums

Friday, August 22, 2025

Chapter 45: Mandegloire

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MANDEGLOIRE


1 Mandegloire (2:55)

2 Basilisk's Breath (1:27)

3 Harpy's Hairpie (2:03)

4 Illuminaughty (4:04)

5 Dos Huevos Por Favor (2:42)

6 Unsub Love (6:12)



TWIN BEAKS Chapter 45: Mandegloire
August 2025
Giulio Quaglieri: guitars et cetera
Kendall Anderson: drums

Thursday, May 15, 2025

Chapter 44: Invader

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INVADER


1 One Hand Washes the Other (2:08)

2 Fortune's Finger (3:58)

3 Tree of Woe (4:02)

4 Probe and Prejudice (4:23)

5 Universal Common Ancestor (3:28)

6 Return of the Wanderer (5:47)

7 You Discussed Me (5:37)

8 Cecaelia (2:49)

9 Wall of Worms (4:32)




TWIN BEAKS Chapter 44: Invader
May 2025
Giulio Quaglieri: guitars et cetera
Mike Fanelli: drums and vocals
Steve Holub: bass


Friday, January 26, 2024

Chapter 43: Via Maelstrom

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VIA MAELSTROM

Side A

1 Choke Chain Cherry (2:08)

2 Granny’s Pudding (2:35)

3 The Drip (2:57)

Side B

4 Scissorlips (2:30)

5 Black Pearls (4:53)

6 Revaporated (2:35)





TWIN BEAKS Chapter 43: Via Maelstrom
January 2024
Giulio Quaglieri: guitars et cetera 
Mike Fanelli: drums


Thursday, June 29, 2023

Chapter 42: When You Come Around is When I Come to Life

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WHEN YOU COME AROUND IS WHEN I COME TO LIFE

1 Gingko Balboa 

2 Suddenly and Forever

3 Lux Samosud Shestni

4 Come to Life

5 Disintegrate Expectations

6 Sweep The Kobolds

7 Cesium Salami

8 Fioh Quixote

9 Into the Mouth of Moander 




TWIN BEAKS Chapter 42: When You Come Around is When I Come to Life
June 2023
Giulio Quaglieri: guitar, synth 
Mike Fanelli: drums

Monday, May 1, 2023

Chapter 41: Bravado

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BRAVADO

1 Do Not Resuscitate

2 Autopsy-turvy 

3 Mezcal Mamma

4 The Fustilarian 

5 Man of Wax

6 The Royal Sampler

7 Woolly Magnus
8 Don’t Start Believing



TWIN BEAKS Chapter 41: Bravado
May 2023
Giulio Quaglieri: guitar, synth 
Steve Holub: bass
Kendall Anderson: drums

Tuesday, May 31, 2022

Chapter 40: Prosperity and Ruin

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PROSPERITY AND RUIN

1 Chimeras of Boundless Grandeur (5:41)

2 By Slight Ligaments Are We Bound To Prosperity And Ruin (2:05)

3 The World Was To Me A Secret (3:47)

4 The Elephant Who Stood Upon A Tortoise (4:18)



TWIN BEAKS Chapter 40: Prosperity and Ruin
May 2022
Giulio Quaglieri: guitar, bass, synth
Lefty: guitar
Mike Fanelli: drums

Thursday, October 21, 2021

Chapter 39: The Summoner Put Some In Her

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THE SUMMONER PUT SOME IN HER

1 Rejuvenatrix (6:07)
(Part I: Chrysalid Crunch / Part II: Summoner, Put Some In Her / Part III: Retyrn of the Wyrm)

2 Ether Ore (2:24)

3 Cock of the Walk (1:47)

4 Trojan Horse (2:57)

5 Origin and Purpose (1:50)



TWIN BEAKS Chapter 39: The Summoner Put Some In Her
October 2021
Giulio Quaglieri: guitars, synth
Steve Holub: bass (tracks 1-2)
Edwin Chiu: bass (tracks 3-5)
Mike Fanelli: drums (tracks 1-2)
Kendall Anderson: drums (tracks 3-5)

Friday, May 21, 2021

Chapter 38: The Last Leviathan

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THE LAST LEVIATHAN


1 You Shook Me All Night Wrong (4:33)

2 An Eye for an Eye (3:06)

3 Intergalactic Bowlerama Lothario (4:25)

4 Gimme Some Skin (4:57)

5 Join My Club (3:02)



TWIN BEAKS Chapter 38: The Last Leviathan
May 2021
Giulio Quaglieri: guitar, bass, synth
Mike Fanelli: drums

Tuesday, September 15, 2020

Chapter 37: Incense + Pestilence

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INCENSE + PESTILENCE

Side A: Incense

1 Lucky 13 (3:38)

2 Mukaezake (4:01)

3 The Law of Surprise (3:15)

4 Tantalis (2:08)

5 Mordana in Abaddon (1:09)

6 One in the Chamber (5:33)


Side B: Pestilence

7 Funky Cold Edema (2:40)

8 Fister Sister (2:42)

9 Schleppin’ Out (3:23)

10 Epochs on You (1:17)

11 Sweet 16 Covid 19 (3:29)

12 Mutually Assured Devotion (3:47)



TWIN BEAKS Chapter 37: Incense & Pestilence
August 2020
Giulio Quaglieri: guitar, bass, misc.
Mike Fanelli: drums

Friday, September 11, 2020

Chapter 36: Terra Firma

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TERRA FIRMA

1 Prima Nocta (9:38)

2 Rancho Relaxo (4:48)

3 Zacchaeus (4:05)

4 The Silver Mullet (4:06)

5 The Valerian (1:58)


TWIN BEAKS Chapter 36: Terra Firma
March 2020
Giulio Quaglieri: guitar, bass, misc.
Edwin Chiu: bass
Kendall Anderson: drums
El Cheapo: guitar on track 2

Monday, August 31, 2020

Chapter 35: The Sun Refused To Rise

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THE SUN REFUSED TO RISE

1 The Sun Refused to Rise (4:30)

2 Parasite City (4:06)

3 Tracheal Pursuit (3:08)

4 Leeches & Cream (1:32)

5 Graboid Shuffle (2:43)

6 The Watcher (3:57)


TWIN BEAKS Chapter 35: The Sun Refused to Rise
January 2020
Giulio Quaglieri: guitar, bass, misc.
Steve Holub: bass
Kendall Anderson: drums

Monday, November 11, 2019

The Minstrel, The Marshall & The Mellotron: 2008-2018

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A decade ago, I accidentally recorded some jam sessions. 10 years and 34 albums later, Twin Beaks is still the last bastion of authentic anti-pop, fighting to dilute the ratio of nickelback-to-music on Spotify.

If you're a fan or a member of Twin Beaks, thank you.




Saturday, June 22, 2019

Chapter 34: Kiss of Apocalips

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KISS OF APOCALIPS


1 Hellbelly’s Revenge (4:05)

2 Kiss of Apocalips (5:17)

3 While You Were Asleep... (6:32)

4 It’s Always in the Last Place You Look (2:30)

5 The Moirai, The Merrier (1:58)

6 Hazarai, Will Travel (3:37)

7 The Vicar’s Knickers (5:22)

8 The Final Fig Leaf (2:18)

9 A Grizzly Bareback (2:24)




TWIN BEAKS Chapter 34: Kiss of Apocalips
Released June 2019
Giulio Quaglieri: guitar, bass, misc.
James Ian Macdonald: guitar, bass
Kendall Anderson: drums

Saturday, January 26, 2019

Chapter 33: Serpenteen

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SERPENTEEN



1 Son of the Breach (6:47)

2 Midknife Confessions (6:02)

3 March of the Miscreants (5:20)

4 Molted Milk (3:52)

5 A Briefcase Full Of Pre-Whacked Snakes (2:26)

6 Epiphonema (3:15)



TWIN BEAKS Chapter 33: Serpenteen
Released Jan 2019
Giulio Quaglieri: Guitars, Misc.
Steve Holub: Bass
Michael Fanelli: Drums

Sunday, November 11, 2018

Chapter 32: Rise of the Lowlifes

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RISE OF THE LOWLIFES



1 Mobius Rex (3:22)

2 Tommyknockers (2:05)

3 Zygotes Gruff (3:15)

4 Elefantitus (2:13)

5 I Want You To Watch Me (2:44)

6 Scum As You Are (2:17)



TWIN BEAKS Chapter 32: Rise of the Lowlifes
Released Dec 2018
Giulio Quaglieri: Guitars, Misc.
Michael Fanelli: Drums

Friday, May 5, 2017

Chapter 31: Prosthesisaurus

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PROSTHESISAURUS


1 Prosthesisaurus (5:16)
Posthumous, posthaste!

2 A Knife to a Gunfight (4:04)
The severity of the situation was clear.

3 Die Rote Spinne (2:25)
I think this room has been bugged.

4 Brain Surgery is not Rocket Science (2:09)
A quick shave with Occam's razor.

5 Absence Makes The Heart Grow Farther (1:00)
Love is gravity.

6 Tyrannosaurus Rect (2:22)
Damn near extincted them.

7 Ceiling is Believing (2:00)
The sky is the limit.


TWIN BEAKS Chapter 31: Prosthesisaurus
Released May 2017
Giulio Quaglieri: Guitars, Misc.
Kendall Anderson: Drums

Thursday, May 4, 2017

Chapter 30: Lotus Land

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LOTUS LAND


1 Bugbear Bugaloo (4:12)
I dreamt of a dance in Lotus Land.

2 Larder Than Life (3:19)
On my first visit, I was thrown into the cauldron.

3 Second Coming (3:38)
My second visit opened their arms.

4 Capricornucopia (2:49)
My third visit opened my mind.

5 Lament of the Lotus Lickers (3:34)
Petitioning partition would be pointless.

6 The Last Horsethief (4:25)
I tried to sneak back in for one last lick.

7 The Shropshire Slasher (2:42)
My last visit was to be my last visit.


TWIN BEAKS Chapter 30: Lotus Land
Released May 2017
Giulio Quaglieri: Guitars, Misc.
Mike Fanelli: Drums
Steve Holub: Bass

Friday, June 10, 2016

Chapter 29: Dementisto

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Dementisto


A Jar Of Teeth
The frugal prison dentist collects the teeth of the recently executed psychotic death-row inmates.

Weed & Tweed
The warden and the dentist exchange glances.

Ghoul In The Rain
When a violent electrical storm erupts, the prison's power goes down, and the convicts locked out in the rain begin to riot. Trapped in the mob, the warden fights to survive; after his teeth are knocked out, so is he.

The Fist & The Furious
The warden awakes in the dentist's chair.

Extractor
The warden has his teeth replaced with the dentist’s own macabre collection.

Righteous Oxide
Slow and steady grins the face.


TWIN BEAKS Chapter 29: Dementisto
Released June 2016
Giulio Quaglieri: Guitars, Misc.
Tony Kagouras: Bass
Kendall Anderson: Drums

Chapter 28: The Botanist & The Bush

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The Botanist & The Bush


Out Of The Pit: The botanist ventures outside his garden in search of a new bush.

The Curious Gorge: The botanist discovers the valley of a thousand shrubs.

Just A Phase In The Crowd: Overwhelmed in a sea of seemingly similar subjects, the botanist shrugs and plucks by proximity.

Sting Like A Bee: The botanist's first attempt to uproot the bush with brute force proves unfruitful.

Float Like A Butterfly: The botanist's second attempt involves first finessing the flowers, and is far more effective.

Through The Eye Of The Needle: The botanist discovers his green thumb.

Sweet & Sour Pork: The botanist trims the bush.

Goatzilla Versus The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man: Self-explanatory.


TWIN BEAKS Chapter 28: The Botanist & The Bush
Released June 2016
Giulio Quaglieri: Guitars, Misc.
Steve Holub: Bass
Mike Fanelli: Drums & Percussion