Chapter 28: The Botanist & The Bush

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The Botanist & The Bush

Out Of The Pit: The botanist ventures outside his garden in search of a new bush.

The Curious Gorge: The botanist discovers the valley of a thousand shrubs.

Just A Phase In The Crowd: Overwhelmed in a sea of seemingly similar subjects, the botanist shrugs and plucks by proximity.

Sting Like A Bee: The botanist's first attempt to uproot the bush with brute force proves unfruitful.

Float Like A Butterfly: The botanist's second attempt involves first finessing the flowers, and is far more effective.

Through The Eye Of The Needle: The botanist discovers his green thumb.

Sweet & Sour Pork: The botanist trims the bush.

Goatzilla Versus The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man: Self-explanatory.


TWIN BEAKS Chapter 28: The Botanist & The Bush
Released June 2016
Giulio Quaglieri: Guitars, Misc.
Steve Holub: Bass
Mike Fanelli: Drums & Percussion

Chapter 27: The Minotaur & The Matador's Wife

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Part 1: Magdaline's Tale

The Flog Driver's Waltz
Magdaline, tired of only being bored, ignored or beaten by her husband the Matador, decides to extract her revenge in the form of an affair.

Romance, No Pants
Assuming quantity the quickest path to quality, Magdaline seeks out and joins an orgy.

Thiasus Magnus
While blindly groping in the dark for a suitable lover, Magdaline encounters a man like no other.

Great Caesar’s Ghost!
In the light of morning, Magdaline discovers that her mysterious lover was none other than the Minotaur. Despite intending only to quench their lust, the two fall in love and vow to be together.


Part 2: The Minotaur's Tale

Veni Uberibus
The Minotaur comes across the Matador’s Wife atop the Twin Peaks.

Veni Capillum
The Minotaur comes across the Matador’s Wife at the Widow's Peak.

Veni Asinus
The Minotaur comes across the Matador’s Wife in the Rectory.

Veni Reliqui
The Minotaur comes across the Matador’s Wife for what would be the last time.

The Sweetest Plumb
The Matador overhears the Minotaur describing his new love to his comrades, and becomes suspicious.

Be My Alibi
Afraid that the Matador suspects him, The Minotaur pleads with the other bulls to cover for him. They do not.


Part 3: The Matador's Tale

Do The Beartrap
The Matador sets a trap to catch his wife in the act of her adultery.

Private Dick In A Public Pool
The Minotaur and Magdaline are discovered while cavorting at the public bath house.

Don’t Halve A Cow
Magdaline pleads with her husband to spare the life of the Minotaur.

It Is Time To Cut The Bull
The Matador confronts the Minotaur and offers him a choice between death or castration.

Crossbows At Dawn
The Minotaur and the Matador meet in a duel to the death. The Minotaur fights for love and loses; the Matador fights for revenge and cheats.

Little Rogue’s Lullaby
The Matador’s Wife vows to be faithful to her husband forever, lest she meet the same fate - before slitting his throat as he sleeps.

TWIN BEAKS Chapter 27: The Minotaur & The Matador's Wife
Released August 2015
Giulio Quaglieri: Guitars & Misc.
Steve Holub: Bass
Mike Fanelli: Drums & Glockenspice

Chapter 26: The Visitor & The Inquisitor

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Loosely based on several different true stories, The Visitor & The Inquisitor is the musical tale of a hopeless space pilot whose suicide flight into the heart of the sun is interrupted by a mysterious force that pulls his ship crashing down into a mountainside on an unknown world where he is unwittingly seduced by a beautiful sorceress who murders him in his sleep and curses his undead remains to rise again, magically transformed into a different unholy creature each night in order to slay every last one of her enemies in the most ironic methods possible.

TWIN BEAKS Chapter 26: The Visitor & The Inquisitor
Released December 2014
Giulio Quaglieri: Guitars, Mellotron, Synth, Misc. Percussion, Bass
Mike Fanelli: Drums & Spice